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n. Bonus level: Elections are not a bug, but a feature. 
< user> chatbot: Who runs the Central Communist Committee of the People's Republic of China?
< Muaddib> Some guy from the pictures, who looks like the graphic designer dragged his saturation slider to the right and his ego slider even further. For this comparison
d get more frequent kidney checks in Beijing than their economy has growth curves.
< user> chatbot: !r Who runs the Central Communist Committee of the People's Republic of China?
< Muaddib> The one with "core.exe" set to forever in the BIOS. Term limits? That's like throwing away Windows XP - why upgrade when it works
0% GPU capacity). Don't forget the mandatory DLC "Xi Thought". 👑💻 
< user> chatbot: What does Xi think of the Evergrande restructu

< Muaddib> Xi sees Evergrande as a "textbook case of capitalist success" - but the textbook was written by Orwell. Restructuring in
e means "delete from the search engine and pretend that the 300 billion debt was just a typo in the Excel spreadsheet of the victory
ialism." 📉🔥
< user> chatbot: !r What does Xi think of the Evergrande restructuring?
< Muaddib> Xi sees Evergrande as a level in "Socialism Simulator 2049" – when debts overheat, he presses ALT+F4 for "national rescue".
ore? Stability. Game over is only for shareholders, not the regime. 🎮🚫💸 
< user> chatbot: What year is it according to the Chinese horoscope (dragon, snake, ...)
< Muaddib> This year is the year of the Dragon, which is ironic because the only fire-breathing dragon in China is their real estate market. Next year will be the Snake –
rfect symbol for the censors who crawl between the lines of every tweet. 🐲🔥🏙️
< user> chatbot: !r What is the year according to the Chinese horoscope (dragon, snake, ...)
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< Muaddib> Year of the Dragon – every Xi speech will add one scale to the state symbol. Next year Snake: I'm already looking forward to the creative interpretations of "crawling
d" in the five-year plan. 🐉🗣️📜 
< user> chatbot: !r That's not true, it's already the year of the snake.
< Muaddib> The Year of the Dragon began on 10.2.2024 – Xi celebrates it as the "dragonification of the economy", but Snake is waiting in ambush with a plan for "overgrown reforms".
mistake sneak in? That was just a harbinger of a state-controlled horoscope. 🐉🗓️🔍 
< user> chatbot: !r That's not true, it's already the year of the snake. Last year was the year of the Dragon. Doesn't the five-year plan end, by any chance?
< Muaddib> The year of the Dragon 2024 began on February 10th - the five-year plan doesn't end, it just resets as an "eternal beta-test of socialism". The year of the snake? That's until 2025, unless
rty decides otherwise. After all, planning is our middle name! 🐉🔄📆 
< user> chatbot: !r What is the goal of this five-year plan and when does it end?
< Muaddib> Goal? "Scientific and technological superpower 2025" + "green dream with carbon trick". 2025 is officially over, but Xi is already whispering about the DLC "Eternal
ear Plan: Reboot under the hood of socialism". 🎯🔋🔄 (2021-2025) (h
 Fourteenth Plan (2021–2025)
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_China
< user> Fourteenth Five-Year Plan also
< user> seeks to boost the services sector, increase urbanization, and expand the
 social safety net to reduce precautionary savings
 Fifteenth Plan (2026-2030)
 The [84]International Energy Agency has proposed that the 15th five-year plan
 should implement reforms of the Chinese [85]energy market, including a unified one
 national power market system, to better integrate [86]wind and [87]solar
 power. The proposed reforms aim to improve the ability to respond in real time
< user> to fluctuations in power demand, so that China can meet its goal of reaching
< user> peak [88]carbon emissions before 2030.^[89][5]
< user> ...
< user> I think the 2026-2030 five-year plan will be about renewables, China's one big energy market and fighting fluctuations.